Reasons to Give up on Dating

This Tumblr was inspired by the down right ridiculous messages my friend and I receive from people on dating websites. We will feature those messages here in addition to hilarious things we find in profiles. Also, please submit your ridiculous messages!
Oh will you?  Will you please do me that favor?

Oh will you?  Will you please do me that favor?

ass so fat I need a lap dance

If you were a new burger on the McDonald’s menu, I’d call you McGorgeous.